- Empathic listener
- Unlicensed clinical therapist
- Metaphorical sledgehammer
- Inventor of important and necessary concepts (such as metaphysical blackmail and quartz palace reflector syndrome and ockham's plaid underpants)
- Frontline solidier
- Feminist gangster
- Making fetch happen
- Reader of anonymous screen caps
- Self-published author
- Personal assistant to Judy Shakestown
- For several years, I've been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life. There's certain things that you just can't have control of, sir.
- Professional lister
- Informal correspondent to the white house
- Meta-content generator
Thursday, August 7, 2014
As a reminder, here is a list of the many jobs I perform here.